[oh no fortran, did you know saionji is in goldenrod

because she is now OVERWHELMED WITH THE NEED TO FRANTICALLY BURST INTO SONG]

Fiiiirst, you gotta- [-oh god no this is a stupid western musical upbeat theme song NO STOP-] -check if he's breathing! Secoooondly, you gotta check if his heart is beating.

Next, you-

-oh for-

[Give her a moment. She's trying to regain her sanity... if there's even any left in this place...]