Day 46 - [Text]

[babel_hacker]

[In the light of certain events, such as how Saffron is still like an action movie and full of explosions (or mock explosions? It’s hard to tell), there’s a rather frantic text message on the network.]

STUPID TRAINER ISN’T WAKING UP
WE YELLED AND HE’S STILL DOZING AWAY
DID A SHEDINJA MAKE HIM SLEEP AGAIN?
HELP HELP HELP
WAKE HIM UP
ASTERISK IS CRYING
NO ONE MAKES ASTERISK CRY
NOT EVEN STUPID TRAINER_

[So there’s a frantic Porygon-Z capslocking on the network, because, well, Fortran was around when Atsuro fell asleep last time during the Shedinja incident. Asterisk was there at the time, back when she was a young Cleffa. So...bad memories all around.

Seriously guys, DID A SHEDINJA TAKE THEIR TRAINER AWAY AGAIN?!]

(OOC: Atsuro's in a mod approved canon update coma! He'll be back next week on June 11th aka his birthday with postgame memories!)

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[konpeitoqueen]

Check for vitals and see if he's dead or not first (ↀДↀ)⁼³₌₃

[YEAH SAIONJI TELL THE FUCKING POKÉMON TO CHECK FOR VITALS

PERFECT, RIGHT]

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[babel_hacker]

HOW_

[HOW DO YOU TAKE CARE OF SICK HUMANS
HOW DO YOU CHECK FOR VITALS
???]

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[konpeitoqueen]

[oh no fortran, did you know saionji is in goldenrod

because she is now OVERWHELMED WITH THE NEED TO FRANTICALLY BURST INTO SONG]

Fiiiirst, you gotta- [-oh god no this is a stupid western musical upbeat theme song NO STOP-] -check if he's breathing! Secoooondly, you gotta check if his heart is beating.

Next, you-

-oh for-

[Give her a moment. She's trying to regain her sanity... if there's even any left in this place...]

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[konpeitoqueen]

TAKE HIM TO THE POKÉCENTER

BEFORE I START SINGING AGAIN

HURRY UP

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[babel_hacker]

[Wow, what's with that anyway.

Oh yeah, trainer takes priority over smartassing.]

GONNA TRY
AND MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T GET HURT
BECAUSE TOO MANY EXPLOSIONS

[Who are the jerks setting off all of these explosions in the city.]

[konpeitoqueen]

[...

okay yeah actually she prefers musicals over explosions]

OKAY GO NOW

DON'T LET HIM DIE

[He's too useful for that!]

[babel_hacker]

GOING NOW
WILL LET PEOPLE KNOW LATER_

[Maybe? There's a scramble as Atsuro's Pokemon try to pick up and carry him out of the room he's staying in.]

[text]

[captainash]

Have you tried anything else? Tickling, tasty breakfast smells, Wake-Up Slap?

[Sorry, Atsuro.]

[text]

[babel_hacker]

YES, NO, YES
ASTERISK TRIED TO SLAP HIM
DIDN'T WORK

[Don't abuse his poor, defenceless body!]

[text]

[captainash]

And how long ago did it start? Today? Yesterday? Two days ago?

[text]

[babel_hacker]

TODAY TODAY
HE'S NORMALLY EASY TO WAKE UP

[text]

[captainash]

Does he look sick? Feverish, maybe? That might make him sleepier.

[text]

[babel_hacker]

HE LOOKS TIRED AND SLEEPY
I DON'T THINK HE WAS SICK LAST NIGHT_

[text]

[captainash]

In that case, this might be one of the week-long sleeps that happen sometimes.
Make sure he's in a comfortable position, just in case.

[text]

[babel_hacker]

WEEK-LONG SLEEPS?
I THINK I HEARD ABOUT IT
I THINK
BUT IT'S NOTHING SERIOUS RIGHT_

[Say the Pokemon who would hijack the 'Gear sometimes.]

[text]

[captainash]

As far as I know, everyone who ended up in one of those woke up fine, if a little disoriented. He'll be ok.

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[in_praetego]

[ Whoa, hey one of Atsuro's pokemon. ]

I heard some trainers just fall asleep randomly. I don't think it's anything you need to worry about but just to make sure, can you check his vital signs? Or you can check if he's still breathing.

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[babel_hacker]

VITALS UH
HE'S STILL BREATHING_

[How do you check on human health again? At least breathing is easy to check.]

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[in_praetego]

[ Breathing. Breathing is good. Means he isn't dead. Zombies don't breathe so... he should be okay. ]

If he's breathing, he should be okay. I suggest moving him around every now and then if he's sleeping for more than a day just to make sure he doesn't develop any bed sores. Are you one of his pokemon?

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[babel_hacker]

GOT IT
TELLING OTHERS NOW
AND YES I AM
I AM FORTRAN, ONE OF STUPID TRAINER'S FIRST POKEMON_

[It's true. This Porygon-Z is among the first six Pokemon Atsuro have.]

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[in_praetego]

Nice to meet you, Fortran. My name is Yukio Okumura. Your trainer was a friend of my brother's. I'm on the road right now but if your trainer hasn't woken up after a couple of weeks or if he isn't feeling well when he does, let me know. I'll see what I can do to help.

[ Well... friend is the easiest way of putting it... ]

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[babel_hacker]

"If he isn't feeling well"?
What are you
a doctor?

[Well, he's not capslocking right now.]

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[in_praetego]

I've been training to be a doctor back home ever since I was little so your trainer is going to be in good hands. Though I meant if he isn't feeling well when he wakes up, just so we can check if there's anything wrong.

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[babel_hacker]

Ooooh cool!
We know about Nurse Joy
But we haven't talk to anyone that knows how to care for humans.

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[in_praetego]

That's one thing I was wondering about when I first got here. It didn't look like there were any places for humans to get treated. But if there's anything I can do to help, you know where to find me.