DAY 54 - [Text]

[babel_hacker]

Hello, this is Fortran.
It's been a while since I sneak onto here!
I rather not do this,
but on behalf of my most Fair and Wondrous Friend.
I am here to let you all know about Stupid Trainer's upcoming birthday._

[Even after all this time, the Porygon-Z sure doesn't stop calling its trainer that.]

June 11th.
Mark your calendar and send him presents if you know him.
Ideally, while throwing said presents into his face.
But the back of his head works as well.
He gotta keep his reflexes up._

[Why does Atsuro even keep it around...]

I guess we're staying in Goldenrod for a while.
Unless SUDDEN! TRAVEL! PLANS!
Then just text Stupid Trainer for his location.

That's it, I guess.

...Oh yeah, Stupid Trainer's name is Atsuro Kihara.

P.S. He likes the leafiest of leafy green salads._

[No, Atsuro doesn't.]

Comments

[text]

[codeforhope]

[No matter how long Chihiro lives in this place, he doesn't think he'll ever get over the novelty that is owning a Porygon...or any of its line, for that matter.]

I will make sure to find something nice for Atsuro-san. Though you should be careful...he might see this post you made, and then the surprise would be ruined, wouldn't it?

[text]

[babel_hacker]

[Oh, yeah. That can happen, huh...]

Then uh.
I'll distract him somehow?_

[text]

[codeforhope]

That's a good idea. Though, that's a long time to distract him, if his birthday is on the 11th.

[text] 1/2

[babel_hacker]

...

[text]

[babel_hacker]

We'll keep him very, very busy.
With a lot of work?_

[text]

[codeforhope]

That's a good idea, too! What kind of work would you have him do?

[text]

[babel_hacker]

I dunno.
Making a lot of mess?
There's a lot of newer Pokemon he's learning to train.
Maybe I can recruit them._

[text]

[codeforhope]

[...this probably isn't something he should be encouraging, in hindsight.]

Mmm...maybe. Don't cause too much trouble, though, okay?

[text]

[babel_hacker]

Okay, okay.
We don't want to accidentally ruin things.
Somehow._

[text]

[codeforhope]

I'm sure you'll figure something out. It's nice of you to be doing something for Atsuro-san's birthday, anyway.

[text]

[babel_hacker]

Of course!
Well, Asterisk wants this first.
But Stupid Trainer is still my trainer.
So he should have some nice things sometimes._

[text]

[codeforhope]

I agree. Is there anything else you can think of that he might like?

[text]

[babel_hacker]

He likes geeky stuff.
Like video games and TV shows.
Both him and Euler are really into those things._

[text]

[codeforhope]

Okay. I'll keep that in mind.

...along with salad, of course.

Re: [text]

[babel_hacker]

Great, great!
Hope to see your present here
Nnnnext week!_