DAY 54 - [Text]

[babel_hacker]

Hello, this is Fortran.
It's been a while since I sneak onto here!
I rather not do this,
but on behalf of my most Fair and Wondrous Friend.
I am here to let you all know about Stupid Trainer's upcoming birthday._

[Even after all this time, the Porygon-Z sure doesn't stop calling its trainer that.]

June 11th.
Mark your calendar and send him presents if you know him.
Ideally, while throwing said presents into his face.
But the back of his head works as well.
He gotta keep his reflexes up._

[Why does Atsuro even keep it around...]

I guess we're staying in Goldenrod for a while.
Unless SUDDEN! TRAVEL! PLANS!
Then just text Stupid Trainer for his location.

That's it, I guess.

...Oh yeah, Stupid Trainer's name is Atsuro Kihara.

P.S. He likes the leafiest of leafy green salads._

[No, Atsuro doesn't.]

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[captainash]

...Right, I'll assume his reflexes don't need my help. Would a brand new Grass-type count as a leafy green salad?

[Ash no.]

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[babel_hacker]

Aw, but he gotta stay healthy.
But I guess a new Grass-type would work as well._

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[captainash]

Oh, wait, I have another idea. Why not wish for his perfect present on one of those trees, whether it ends up being a Grass-type or not?


...That's cheating, isn't it.

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[babel_hacker]

Cheating, cheating!
Yeah, that's cheating.
Beside, he wished for something already.
Although all he get are some pink cloth and headphones thing._

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[captainash]

Wait, that's it? Couldn't he have wished for a mobile suit or a million pokédollars, at the very least?

[in_praetego]

I'll keep that in mind, Fortran. Rin and I probably won't be in Goldenrod by then but we'll be sure to send him something.

By the way, do you know what kind of salad he likes or is any kind a good answer?

[babel_hacker]

Woo! I know he'd be happy to get anything._

[Somewhere deep down in his digital chest, Fortran does care about its trainer. Acting like this is just nostalgic.]

Anything! Make sure there's lots of leafy greens!_

[atsuro is going to kill you, fortran]

[in_praetego]

[ Yukio hasn't known Atsuro long enough to tell if he really likes salad, in his defense... so he'll take the word of his pokemon. Besides, greens are good for you so this can't be such a bad idea. ]

I'll probably get my brother's opinion on it. He's known Atsuro-san longer, after all.

Think of it as something from the both of us.

[ Right?
Besides, if there's anyone who knows how to make tasty greens, it'll probably be his brother. Maybe. ]

[babel_hacker]

[If Porygon-Z can do it, it would have done a fist pump.]

Ooh, your brother?
Who is he?
Do I know him?_

[in_praetego]

I'm not sure if you know his friends but do you know Rin Okumura?

He's my older brother.

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[irenicly]

Why do you call your trainer stupid?

[Do his Pokemon secretly do that when he's not around??]

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[babel_hacker]

Because Stupid Trainer is Stupid Trainer.

[That is a perfectly good reason.]

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[irenicly]

[It doesn't sound like he's going to get much of an answer...]

I like salads. What kind of salad does your trainer like?

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[babel_hacker]

Anything!
But with a lot of leafy greens._

[Maybe Fortran should spare its trainer and suggest chicken salad.

...Nah.]

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[irenicly]

[Hmm.]

There are lots of different kinds of salads. I've had a Caesar salad here, a garden salad... some of the salads I've had don't even have any lettuce in them.

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[codeforhope]

[No matter how long Chihiro lives in this place, he doesn't think he'll ever get over the novelty that is owning a Porygon...or any of its line, for that matter.]

I will make sure to find something nice for Atsuro-san. Though you should be careful...he might see this post you made, and then the surprise would be ruined, wouldn't it?

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[babel_hacker]

[Oh, yeah. That can happen, huh...]

Then uh.
I'll distract him somehow?_

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[codeforhope]

That's a good idea. Though, that's a long time to distract him, if his birthday is on the 11th.

[text] 1/2

[babel_hacker]

...

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[babel_hacker]

We'll keep him very, very busy.
With a lot of work?_

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[codeforhope]

That's a good idea, too! What kind of work would you have him do?

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[chickshades]

ʱªʱªʱª(;◍ᗜ◍)ﾉｼ))

stupid trainer. thats great.

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[babel_hacker]

Yep, yep.
Because he's Stupid Trainer._

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[chickshades]

hes definitely weird.

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[babel_hacker]

Definitely.
He's a weirdo.
But I guess he's okay since he's my trainer._