Day 46 - [Text]

[babel_hacker]

[In the light of certain events, such as how Saffron is still like an action movie and full of explosions (or mock explosions? It’s hard to tell), there’s a rather frantic text message on the network.]

STUPID TRAINER ISN’T WAKING UP
WE YELLED AND HE’S STILL DOZING AWAY
DID A SHEDINJA MAKE HIM SLEEP AGAIN?
HELP HELP HELP
WAKE HIM UP
ASTERISK IS CRYING
NO ONE MAKES ASTERISK CRY
NOT EVEN STUPID TRAINER_

[So there’s a frantic Porygon-Z capslocking on the network, because, well, Fortran was around when Atsuro fell asleep last time during the Shedinja incident. Asterisk was there at the time, back when she was a young Cleffa. So...bad memories all around.

Seriously guys, DID A SHEDINJA TAKE THEIR TRAINER AWAY AGAIN?!]

(OOC: Atsuro's in a mod approved canon update coma! He'll be back next week on June 11th aka his birthday with postgame memories!)

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[konpeitoqueen]

Check for vitals and see if he's dead or not first (ↀДↀ)⁼³₌₃

[YEAH SAIONJI TELL THE FUCKING POKÉMON TO CHECK FOR VITALS

PERFECT, RIGHT]

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[babel_hacker]

HOW_

[HOW DO YOU TAKE CARE OF SICK HUMANS
HOW DO YOU CHECK FOR VITALS
???]

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[konpeitoqueen]

[oh no fortran, did you know saionji is in goldenrod

because she is now OVERWHELMED WITH THE NEED TO FRANTICALLY BURST INTO SONG]

Fiiiirst, you gotta- [-oh god no this is a stupid western musical upbeat theme song NO STOP-] -check if he's breathing! Secoooondly, you gotta check if his heart is beating.

Next, you-

-oh for-

[Give her a moment. She's trying to regain her sanity... if there's even any left in this place...]

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[konpeitoqueen]

TAKE HIM TO THE POKÉCENTER

BEFORE I START SINGING AGAIN

HURRY UP

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[babel_hacker]

[Wow, what's with that anyway.

Oh yeah, trainer takes priority over smartassing.]

GONNA TRY
AND MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T GET HURT
BECAUSE TOO MANY EXPLOSIONS

[Who are the jerks setting off all of these explosions in the city.]

[konpeitoqueen]

[...

okay yeah actually she prefers musicals over explosions]

OKAY GO NOW

DON'T LET HIM DIE

[He's too useful for that!]

[babel_hacker]

GOING NOW
WILL LET PEOPLE KNOW LATER_

[Maybe? There's a scramble as Atsuro's Pokemon try to pick up and carry him out of the room he's staying in.]