DAY 52 - [Text]

[babel_hacker]

Something I just learned very recently.

Ditto smell and taste like old gum, with a bit of wild nature from the grass. I wouldn't recommend trying to taste your own Dittos, however.

[There's a story behind this, of course.]

Just be careful while on the road.

Comments

[ignisinfernale]

whats got you eating dittos

[ The people of this world man, so weird. ]

[babel_hacker]

This little thing called "waking up to a Ditto on my face and overreacts".

[Hey, Atsuro might have done some stuff. But he draw the line at deliberately eating Pokemon!]

[ignisinfernale]

sounds rough
you okay?

[ And ditto looked kinda tasty too. ]

[babel_hacker]

[...Please don't try.]

Yeah, I'm fine now. It's a little surprising, but not the worst I've experienced.

[ignisinfernale]

last thing we need is some guy choking on a ditto
they normally get the jump on people like that?

[ Mental note: dittos may end up eating you first. ]

[babel_hacker]

They're generally more known for giving people a pile of eggs than going all over people.

[ignisinfernale]

guess that's a first
ever thought of taking it with you?

[babel_hacker]

Nah, but Naoya's taking it. He's a breeder, so Ditto works better for him.

[ignisinfernale]

looks like it'll go to good use anyway
do people normally pass out here?

[babel_hacker]

Pass out where, on the road or in the cities?

[ignisinfernale]

on the road
Bandou's not waking up for some reason.
been like this for a day now

[babel_hacker]

Ah, those type of comas.

Don't worry about it, it happens sometime to us and generally last about a week. So the best thing to do it take care of him until he wakes up.

[ignisinfernale]

guess it just happens
you gonna be okay with your ditto problem?

[babel_hacker]

I'll be fine. What's another Pokemon problem? At lease it didn't leave goo everywhere!

[ignisinfernale]

itd suck if you got goop on your clothes
had this kind of problem before?

[babel_hacker]

The goo thing? Yeah, when I first got my Goomy. It took me a bit to figure out how to deal with her.

[ignisinfernale]

sounds like a pain in the ass

[babel_hacker]

It is! I think after the Goomies showed up, there's been a few ads for cleaning products because of them.

[ignisinfernale]

someone woulda thought of it sooner or later
ever heard of anyone trying to wash that shit out of leather?

[babel_hacker]

Nope, I don't think so. You'd better off asking someone else about that re: leather.

[ignisinfernale]

lets hope i never get reason to yeah?

[babel_hacker]

Yep. On the other hand, better safe than sorry?

[ignisinfernale]

yeah
leather's a bitch to clean
i don't need any slime getting on it

[babel_hacker]

Just avoid the Muk and Goomy lines, then.

[ignisinfernale]

heard they smell as bad as they mess up shit
gonna stay far away from those thanks