DAY 52 - [Text]

[babel_hacker]

Something I just learned very recently.

Ditto smell and taste like old gum, with a bit of wild nature from the grass. I wouldn't recommend trying to taste your own Dittos, however.

[There's a story behind this, of course.]

Just be careful while on the road.

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[ignisinfernale]

whats got you eating dittos

[ The people of this world man, so weird. ]

[babel_hacker]

This little thing called "waking up to a Ditto on my face and overreacts".

[Hey, Atsuro might have done some stuff. But he draw the line at deliberately eating Pokemon!]

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[ex_cashcow493]

I thought it was against the laws of this world to consume Pokemon.

[ Has this changed?
Is she missing out on some fine dining now?? ]

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[babel_hacker]

[Sorry to disappoint but.]

I didn't actually eat the Ditto.

It kinda got onto my face while I'm sleeping and I...overreact.

[And accidentally get some Ditto goo in his mouth.]

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[babel_hacker]

[...SUDDENLY, HE REALISED SOMETHING.]

...Wait, I didn't actually consume it, so I'm still safe!

[He didn't want to go into prison or community service! His record is still clean!]

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[scratchitti]

I couldn't even begin to tell you how many times I've accidentally ate Goomy/Sliggoo slime.

It doesn't taste like gum. At all.

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[babel_hacker]

...How did you even taste that? Did they leave their slime all over your face?

[defyingfrigidity]

... W-Why would you ever think a living creature tastes like gum, even if it smells like that...?

[babel_hacker]

I woke up to a Ditto on my face. Kinda hard to forget that impression...and taste.

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[tearsofademon]

Do I want to ask how you found that out?

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[babel_hacker]

Camping on the road. Woke up to Ditto on my face.

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[crouching_sin]

[Naoya is just going to... very gently pick up the blobby creature.]

Maybe this is where he sleeps, and we took it over.

[... It's gooping out of his hands like a more solid non-Newtonian fluid why.]

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[babel_hacker]

[Atsuro just stares at the Ditto warily.]

Probably. I guess it's partly our fault for not scouting the area better.

...So what do we do with it?

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[fortunatetoaster]

DID YOU TRY AND EAT YOUR DITTO?!

[ WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU

Y'ALL ARE NASTY ]

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[babel_hacker]

[Oh, hey, someone left an audio response instead--OW HIS EARS.

forget texting, he's switching over to audio]

HEY, IT'S NOT MY FAULT IT GET ONTO MY FACE! AND IT'S NOT EVEN MINE EITHER!

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[codeforhope]

[...what happened here.]

Atsuro-kun? What happened?

[Please don't tell him you tried to eat a ditto. Or tried to taste it. Either one is bad enough.]

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[babel_hacker]

[Why does everyone think he did it on purpose.]

I'm out camping and woke up to a Ditto on my face. I overreacted to it.

[Yeah.]

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[francia]

May I inquire as to how you learned this riveting fact?

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[babel_hacker]

By waking up to a Ditto on your face.

You can pretty much imagine how I reacted.

[enjoymyatelier]

Well, I'm certainly glad I never chose to discover that fact, although I have to wonder what on earth would lead you to be quite that hungry.

[babel_hacker]

The Ditto was on my face when I woke up! And I made sure to get enough supplies for the road, too!

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[solas_ion]

...Ew.

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[babel_hacker]

Yeah, ew.

[Is he also going to ask how that happened...]

[chickshades]

wtf are you doing to your pokemon...

[babel_hacker]

1. It's not mine.
2. It climbed onto my face in my sleep.
3. I overreacted.
4. It's an accident!

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[pinnedbangs]

so what youre saying is dittos attack people on the road and

i don't get the other part

why would it want to be eaten is that some sort of pokemon ceremony?

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[babel_hacker]

We guessed that's because we camped on its usual sleeping spot. So it...climbed onto me? Or something.

[ladywithnovoice]

[Atsuro won't have to deal with another person asking how in the world. Red, fortunately, reads the rest of the responses and gets the idea of it.]

Hopefully the rest of your Pokemon aren't so affectionate.

[babel_hacker]

[Bless you, Red. Even though that Atsuro's not that religious because of angel problems.]

Only a few of them, but not as bad as the Ditto. They usually stick to following and hugging me. Or sitting on my head, not my face.