DAY 54 - [Text]

[babel_hacker]

Hello, this is Fortran.
It's been a while since I sneak onto here!
I rather not do this,
but on behalf of my most Fair and Wondrous Friend.
I am here to let you all know about Stupid Trainer's upcoming birthday._

[Even after all this time, the Porygon-Z sure doesn't stop calling its trainer that.]

June 11th.
Mark your calendar and send him presents if you know him.
Ideally, while throwing said presents into his face.
But the back of his head works as well.
He gotta keep his reflexes up._

[Why does Atsuro even keep it around...]

I guess we're staying in Goldenrod for a while.
Unless SUDDEN! TRAVEL! PLANS!
Then just text Stupid Trainer for his location.

That's it, I guess.

...Oh yeah, Stupid Trainer's name is Atsuro Kihara.

P.S. He likes the leafiest of leafy green salads._

[No, Atsuro doesn't.]

Comments

[text]

[captainash]

...Right, I'll assume his reflexes don't need my help. Would a brand new Grass-type count as a leafy green salad?

[Ash no.]

[text]

[babel_hacker]

Aw, but he gotta stay healthy.
But I guess a new Grass-type would work as well._

[text]

[captainash]

Oh, wait, I have another idea. Why not wish for his perfect present on one of those trees, whether it ends up being a Grass-type or not?


...That's cheating, isn't it.

[text]

[babel_hacker]

Cheating, cheating!
Yeah, that's cheating.
Beside, he wished for something already.
Although all he get are some pink cloth and headphones thing._

[text]

[captainash]

Wait, that's it? Couldn't he have wished for a mobile suit or a million pokédollars, at the very least?

[text]

[babel_hacker]

I know, right?
Maybe we don't have space for that mobile suit.
Since Euler would love to have it.
But money should be great to splerg on us._

[text]

[captainash]

A mobile suit matters more than silly concerns such as space.
But enough money to never run out of food or potions matters even more.

...Maybe I should have wished for the money, instead of a masterful work of engineering that's completely powered down.

[text]

[babel_hacker]

HAHAHAHA
Good one!_

[Give Fortran a moment to stop laughing.]

[text]

[captainash]

In my defense, I didn't know our new wish-granting tree friends don't offer power supplies. I mean, if someone asked you for a bicycle would you give it to them without the pedals?

[text]

[babel_hacker]

...Yes?
Depends on that someone.
And if I feel like messing with them._

[text]

[captainash]

...You are a terrible individual, and I hope whoever ever gets one of your metaphorical bicycles will give just as good as they got.

[text]

[babel_hacker]

Ha ha ha!
I'd like to see someone get back at me.
Somehow._

[text]

[captainash]

Don't say things like that, it's almost an invitation for the creative types.

[text]

[babel_hacker]

But what if I want to see?
So I can laugh at their attempt._

[text]

[captainash]

Maybe you won't get to. Ever heard the expression 'he who laughs last laughs best'?

[text]

[babel_hacker]

Kinda?
Was that in a book or an online file?_

[text]

[captainash]

Both, probably? I mean, every book has a digital copy by now, if it even comes out on paper in the first place.

[text]

[babel_hacker]

Okay.
I guess if I'm bored, I can look for it.
Maybe._

[text]

[captainash]

If you ever don't have a conveniently close trainer to torment, you mean?

[text]

[babel_hacker]

That's right!
He's my trainer.
So we're basically stuck together._

[Until it's PC time for Fortran.]

[text]

[captainash]

You make it sound like it's not your choice. You could just run away if you wanted.

[text]

[babel_hacker]

Maaaaaybe.
Or maybe I like messing around with him._

[text]

[captainash]

...I'm not sure if that's sweet or terrifying.

[text]

[babel_hacker]

Terrifyingly sweet?

[text]

[captainash]

Works for me, and hopefully for your trainer too.