IC: PokeGear Contact Post

[babel_hacker]

"Hey! This is Atsuro. Sorry that I can't answer right now. Just leave a message and I'll get back to you ASAP!"

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"This is AT-LOW Apps. If you want to place a commission or ask questions, please leave a message after the beep."

(ooc: Need to contact Atsuro, ICly? Here's the post for it. Make sure to add [VOICE], [TEXT] or something in the subject (as long I know what it means), please.)

Comments

sept 12 / anonymous mail

[bellyshirt]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible friday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

[Reaction]

[babel_hacker]

[WHAT

They even have chain mails in Johto?

...Of course they do.

...Hm.]

text; 5/30

[impulsives]

what use does having a friend here have? they're just going to leave anyways.

[...looks like someone's brooding.]

text; 5/30

[babel_hacker]

[Well, that's worrying.]

It'd be lonely if you don't have a friend here.

Shinn, you okay?

text; 5/30

[impulsives]

Lacus and Kira left.

[he's not really in the mood to do longass sentences.]

text; 5/30

[babel_hacker]

[There's a pause, before Atsuro responded.]

Sorry.

Will you be okay?

[text]

[pinnedbangs]

I only have Poochy on my team, but we still challenge you to a battle!

[text]

[babel_hacker]

Just name your place and I'll gladly accept your challenge!

[text]

[pinnedbangs]

Goldenrod City! And let's make it a one-on-one match! I gotta show you just how great of a one-pokemon army Poochy is!

[text]

[babel_hacker]

We'll see about that!

Just gimme some time to head back to Saffron and catch the train back to Goldenrod!

[video]

[beholdmydemons]

Hoy, Atsuro! I need your counsel on something.

[video]

[babel_hacker]

Hey, Walter! What is it?

[video]

[beholdmydemons]

[Flips the camera around. There's a box on the floor, and a Drapion gingerly taking its contents out. The box seems to indicate that it's a DVD player.]

How do I make this work?

[ALL TECHNOLOGY = COMPUTERS this makes sense which key is the any key how do i download more ram-]

[text] December 11th -afternoon

[pinnedbangs]

Yo!
I busted up my gear when I tripped over a log.
Do you know how to fix it?

[The message seems pretty simple and straight forward, with an equally straight forward answer but...]

I'd take it to a Center, but I haven't found my way out of Ilex Forest yet. ...btw have you heard of a forest guardian Pokemon?

[text] December 11th -afternoon

[babel_hacker]

How busted are we talking about? If it's too busted, the tech experts would help more than me.

[Huh, that's an interesting question.]

Yeah, I heard of it. A guardian that lives in Ilex Forest, if I remember that right.

[text] December 11th -afternoon

[pinnedbangs]

The screen's all cracked in some places and it's hard to heard anything. I got it to text again. But that's it.

Is the guardian supposed to be a big baby? The one I met is acting like the bruise on its leg is the end of the world. I'd send you a picture of it if I could.

[But he could try to describe it, at least. Hmm... let's see.]

It kinda looks like a tengu. You know, long nose, lots of hair, big fans.

[beholdmydemons]

[One BLOOBER has been sent to your PC.

NATURE: Adamant
CHARACTERISTIC: Likes to thrash about
GENDER: Female
LEVEL: 17
OT: Walter | capture | Great Ball | Route 36 | 2/13/14

A rare and mysterious Bloober. She is the dancing queen...young and sweet, only level seventeen. Now everybody do the bloob!

ABILITY: Sap Sipper
MOVESET: Tackle, Bubble, Absorb, Protect, Bide

Happy Bloobentine's Day.]

[babel_hacker]

[Yay, a Bloober!

...Just wait until Atsuro starts crying over his budget again because of the goo.]

text; 3/6

[lullabytes]

Hey...

If you're in Goldenrod next week on the fourteenth, I'd like to invite you to dinner with my friends and I for my birthday.

text; 3/6

[babel_hacker]

A birthday party? I'll definitely be there! I'm at Viridian right now for the badge, so I'll head over ASAP once I got it.

[Oh man, thinking up a present...]

text; 3/6

[lullabytes]

Yep! And Fortran can come, too...if he likes.

Good luck on getting your badge, by the way.

8/14 Anonymous Text

[codeforhope]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!

> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

[beholdmypokemon]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!


> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

[BIRTHDAY DELIVERY]

[pinnedbangs]

[~~HAPPY BIRTHDAY~~
HERE'S A SALAD!

BUT NOT JUST ONE SALAD
IT'S A GROUP OF SPECIAL SALADS

TACO SALAD, SPINACH SALAD, SEAWEED SALAD, AND STEAK SALAD. ENJOY!]

Re: [BIRTHDAY DELIVERY]

[babel_hacker]

[INTERNAL SCREAMING

BUT NOT IN JOY, BUT CONFLICTED EMOTIONS. ATSURO HATE SALADS, BUT HE CAN'T GET RID OF THEM IN GOOD CONSCIENCE.

OKAY THE STEAK SALAD APPEALS TO HIS MEAT LOVING SIDE BUT HE'LL... TRY...]